Max 15 Degrees: Celtic Snot

Saturday, July 6, 2002 [by:SpaceBass]
Max15Degrees Presents Clip Show #1 Wherein we pick our top ten posts ever, then force you to read them through subtle mind control techniques.* That's right, folks. We here at Max15Degrees recognize that you can't be bothered to spend hours digging through our repository of prime, Grade-A entertainment just to be rewarded with annoying crap like this for your efforts. That's why we have culled the very cream of our crop, so that you may proceed to shovel it blindly into your yawning maw of the mind. So click away, young traveler, and gaze upon the wonder that is Max15Degrees!
10.	Aggressive Driver Training Wherein we offer you the opportunity to learn how to get back at all of those assholes you have to drive with every day.
9.	Crackwhore Bookkeeping Wherein we proudly provide the services you so desperately need.
8.	Useless Escort Services Wherein we follow the direction of the market to pinpoint what the consumer really wants.
7.	Voltrox Labs Wherein we consummate our relationship with the medical community, with SEXY results.
6.	Discouraging Solicitors Wherein we advise you on the finer points of getting rid of annoying visitors without resorting to environmentally unfriendly pesticides.
5.	April Fool's Jokes Wherein we abruptly tire of this annoying summarial device and dispense with it in favor of non sequitur and vaguely off-color, yet wholly imaginary exclamatories.
4.	Satan Apologizes to President Bush Mammarvelous!
3.	21 Things To Do To Throw Your Lover Off During Sex Vulvacious!
2.	Sword of Justice Testacular! Er, wait. Ew. How about...
1.	Pimpin' Fred Clitorest!
*No, this is not a blatant attempt to get out of posting, and frankly I resent the implication. How dare you insinuate that I am too lazy to create a fresh post for your amusement?! Screw you guys, I'm going home!
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