Life ain't fair. Deal with it.

Tuesday, November 28, 2000 [by:SpaceBass]

Farmer Bob went to market
To sell his only child.
The merchants there shouted, "Farmer Bob!"
"How can you be so cold?"

Farmer Bob just shook his head
"Look, you all know this one's wild."
"I've taken care of him as best I can,"
"But lately I'm feeling old."

So the merchants crowded 'round to see
How healthy was this kid.
One man piped up that he'd like to buy
And Farmer Bob began to grin.

Quickly then, the sale of this
Human being they transacted.
When they were done, the man pulled a gun,
Pointed at the kid and shot him.

"Why, oh, why!" cried Farmer Bob, "Did you just kill my son!?"
"Well," said the man, "I couldn't say, but damn it sure was fun!"