Wednesday, May 30, 2001 [by:SpaceBass]

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"We feel your pain as we feel you up"

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Caller: When I seemed to wake from this dream, everyone that I came across had giant mullets, flowing in the wind like some super hero?

Escort: Yeah that sounds great, baby. Why don't you come over and cook me some dinner to, like, get your mind off it or something? If it's any good I might let ya spend a few minutes on the ol' mechanical bull. Boo-yaa!

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