Max15Degrees Last Minute Gift Ideas

It's getting close to Christmas, with only a few shopping days left. If you're still stuck for those hard-to-buy for friends, relatives, and acquaintances, Max15Degrees has prepared this handy list of the best gift ideas for this year's yuletide season.

Anthrax of the Month Club. Every month, the lucky recipient of this lovely gift will receive a different Anthrax CD by mail in a stained and battered package, wrapped in brown paper and addressed in poorly scrawled block writing. Perfect for your boss or co-workers!

Ye Ol' Windbag. This sturdy plastic bag straps to the owner's posterior. Throughout the day, it slowly inflates by collecting the gas that is expelled by its wearer. Eventually, it's like sitting on a personal air mattress! At bedtime the fun really starts, when the brilliantly crafted "Whistling Flatulometer" is attached to gauge the amount of methane madness that has accumulated through the day. Fun for the whole family, and a subtle way to say, "Damn, you're a stinky fuck." Comes in two lovingly sculpted models: Marlon Brando and Jennifer Lopez.

Legal-Eaze Translating Dictionary. Learn how to convert standard American-English phrases into Legalese! Impress your friends and frighten small children with stunning examples like: "Although some might question your ancestry, as well as the legitimacy of your birth, I am fully aware that you are also quite deranged." and "The party of the first part will kindly leave this place and engage in carnal relations with said party of the first part."

"Savior Saul" Priest Action Figure. Hours of fun can be had playing with this marvelously detailed priest who gives "last rites" to the mangled bodies of deceased office and rescue workers. Comes with "Bernie Building" Playset. Optional plummeting "Suzy Easywayout" Action Figure sold separately.

Morningstar Tetherball. A delightful twist on an old favorite, this two-player game combines the heady joy of tetherball with the bone crushing destruction of a stainless steel mace and chain. Super Happy Fun Cranial Reconstruction Kit sold separately.

 

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