Life ain't fair. Deal with it.

Friday, November 3, 2000 [by:SpaceBass]

I have stumbled across a way for you to find out if you really are as attractive as you think you are. (The secret answer is: no.) Actually, it's pretty addictive flipping through the pages and voting, although as Eldorkio pointed out, I rarely agree with the average. Somebody must be ruining the curve.

If that isn't sufficiently entertaining for you, check out Meat Wars. If you like Red Meat, well, um, I actually have nowhere to go with this sentence. But I swear, it might be funny. Or you could try this public service announcement, if you are low on causes this week but still feel the need to officially register your outrage about something. Jesus Christ, why do I always have to find stuff to keep you occupied?!

P.S. The movie for tonight is Charlie's Angels. Drew Barrymore, Cameron Diaz, and Lucy Liu, oh my! Especially Lucy. You'd better bring an extra pair of underwear since you'll probably soil yours during the flick.