Life ain't fair. Deal with it.

Tuesday, October 31, 2000 [by:SpaceBass]

I believe the children are our future. Cook them well and season them to taste - savor all the flavor they possess inside.

What a great way to enjoy a hearty meal while at the same time curbing our planet's explosive population growth, don't you think? I am also in favor of child-labor sweatshops and brainwashing for those chillun that are possibly unfit for human consumption.

Speaking of human consumption, doomsayers can now say with some authority that as we humans expand our sphere of influence into space, we open ourselves up to new dangers, such as enormous galaxy-eating space demons.