Life ain't fair. Deal with it.

Monday, November 6, 2000 [by:SpaceBass]

Behold the power of Tarot! The Tarot reveals all about you and about your future.

The Four of Wands tells me you are hung like a chicken. The Queen of Cups prophesies that your chest will grow large and pendulous and possibly hairier. The Fool only shows himself when you are in grave danger of stumbling over your own ineptitude. The Knight of Swords breaks your will in two as you succumb to the teachings of your new cult master-guru, Rugglebub. The squirrels ran off with the King of Pentacles, thereby rendering you greatly impatient. The Page of Compact Discs says not to put tuna fish sandwiches in the CD tray. The Thirty-Eight of Headbands squeezes your brain until it bleeds out through your cheeks. The Negative Twelve of Hyperlinks steers the path of your life into the bowels of Hell.

Call now for a free reading! Your future is rapidly approaching!