Life ain't fair. Deal with it.

Tuesday, April 25, 2000 [by:SpaceBass]

I was digging around in my pants today and I came across something I didn't recognize.  More about that later.  Right now, I'm far too tired to think, let alone type at you about my pantalonical problems.  For instance, I can't come up with a single reason why there would be a market for something like this.  Believe me, I tried.  I was so frustrated I grabbed my mallet for a down 'n' dirty game of whack-a-mole featuring the gremlins that live in my computers.  They're tough bastards and quick, too.  And they give out with the most darling little squawks when you smack 'em on their heads and say, "Bad gremlin!  That's a bad gremlin!  You fix that heatsink and take that tape off the inside of the case grille!"  Then you flail wildly until you have to sit down and breathe hard for a bit.  Hahaha, I kid those gremlins but I really love 'em, in a hearty broth.