Life ain't fair. Deal with it.
Sunday, April 23, 2000 [by:SpaceBass]
Apparently we take Sundays off too, at least we did yesterday. Read Saturday's post again or go see if Seanbaby made it to the Portland Butt-Fest. We didn't. We have an ass directive executed, notarized, enclosed with a letter of instruction and placed in the safe at our attorney's office. We also plan to do the same with our actual ass in the event of an emergency, such as global warming or dry skin.