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Saturday, April 22, 2000 [by:SpaceBass]

I was flipping through the new Rolling Stone at the bookstore before the movie (U-571) yesterday, and imagine my surprise when I saw this headline: "Hanson's Coming-Out."  You might immediately suspect the obvious, as I did, that the members of the hip, nausea-pop group Hanson were finally announcing their choice of alternative lifestyle.  You'd be wrong though.  Oddly enough, it's local Scappoose boy Chris Hanson, claiming to be the fourth member of the band, one who got kicked out because of a terrible affliction.  Indeed, it turns out that Mr. Hanson was the author of the questioning ass mite site to which we ourselves recently linked!  And apparently he got the answers for which he searched.  Read on for the full story!