Max 15 Degrees: Unflung Zero

Tuesday, March 12, 2002 [by:Geneva]
When's the last time your family had Game Night? It's been too long, hasn't it? Well, we here at Faith 'R Us have created something special to help you and your children bond. Jimmy: Can you pass the potatoes, please? Mother: Do you hear something, Dear? Father: Not me, what about you, Billy? Billy: Well, Jimmy wa— Father: BEEP! You're not supposed to listen to the evil one, Billy. You know that. Okay, Jimmy, Billy gets the ball now. Jimmy: [throws ball across table] Thank god! I'm starving! Mother: [gasps] Billy! Pass the Evilball back to your brother. Taking the Lord's name in vain! My heavens! With your purchase of Evilball, you and your loved ones can share these traditional games: Classic E-Ball Whoever's holding the ball is EVIL! Try sticking the ball to other players, while they act like you're EVIL! DodgE-Ball Filled with ink, the Evilball's perforated "6" pattern promotes hours of aerobic exercise. Hurl the ball at the other players—whoever gets splatted with the mark of the beast first is EVIL! Other games include: Hotter-than-Hell Potato and Exorcise The Dog. Pick up your kit today and protect your family from the harsh secular world! "Where paintball meets group therapy."
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