Friday, November 9, 2001 [by:SpaceBass]

SilentBob's birthday is tomorrow. He sent me his birthday list, which follows in it's entirety:

Silent Bob's Birthday List

A 50 foot tall robot.

Every time I ever asked for only one thing at Christmas or my birthday (same difference)—when it was the thing that I just had to have or else life would no longer have meaning—I never got it. That pissed me off.

Now, I can't build a robot, especially not before tomorrow. Another thing I can't do is draw, but that didn't stop me from creating an artist's concept of what I believe SilentBob is looking for. Come on, some kind-hearted soul out there hunker down and slap together a birthday present for someone you don't even know, why doncha?