Wednesday, May 16, 2001 [by:Eldorkio]

Chapter 5 in a Series

Cops called today. They claim to have found the whore and pimp who stole my car. I have been given the privilege of going down to the station to pick them out of a line-up.

My condition has improved greatly since my last update. I have gotten a glass eye to fill the hole left in my head. My leg is now in a walking cast, so I have left the wheelchair behind. And lastly, one arm has been set free, letting me once again grab things (if ya know what I mean).

Let me tell ya, tanlines sure get interesting when you can’t use your arms to spread the sunblock around. I look like a tablecloth from a picnic basket.

One thing I do not miss is physical therapy. But I am starting to wonder about my foot pointing in the wrong direction, oh well.