Friday, April 20, 2001 [by:Eldorkio]

So I was driving down the street in my little red car. It was one of those straight four lane country highways. Ya know the type without a divider in the middle, slightly crowned, 60 MPH, no on-ramps or off-ramps, etc. Traffic was light that day, only about 4 cars visible in the direction I was headed, only about 1 car every 15 minutes headed the other direction.

All of a sudden, this girl runs up beside me yellin’ and screamin’ about something. She was a cute little thing, a 7 or 8. Anyway, at this point I have no idea what is going on. The things that run through my mind are; is there something wrong with my car?, is there something wrong with her car?, is someone chasing her? At this point I decided to stop and find out what was going on.

As soon as we both stopped, I get out of my car and headed towards her to inquire what her situation is. At this time, some dude jumped out of her truck, kicked my ass with a baseball bat, and stole my car.

That sucks ass!!!