Sunday, April 29, 2001 [by:Eldorkio]

Since we are on the subject of ass, I will share with you some other handy links. First is a toilet that can be used anywhere. This site has all rest of the links.

On to chapter 3 of our story.

So, I decided to go with an ass washing machine. All of the strippers I interviewed just weren’t able to do the job. Too bad. The ass washing machine I am getting is quite nice, heated seat and everything. I just wish it had a cup holder. Now that I have my TV in the bathroom, I would never have to leave.

They found my car. It was about 20 miles away with these wrappers in the back seat. The cops surmised that the mulletboy who stole my car was actually a pimp. He must have been using my car as a portable hotel room for the week after my beating. My insurance will pay to have the interior cleaned, but I am wondering if that is enough. I would much prefer a new car, or at least new carpets and seats for the inside. But for now, I am in the confines of a wheelchair. I start physical therapy next week.

P.S. my cousin has made a webpage, please check out her crazyness.