Monday, February 12, 2001 [by:SpaceBass]

When I first heard that the squirrels were using common household items to shore up their arsenal in preparation for the coming conflicts, I thought, "How quaint." Then, when I was made aware that they were doing so with a distinctly "La Résistance"-style flair for scrounging, I began to shiver. I mean, we already know how tough and barbaric these acerbic little bastards can be, but to think that they are capable of precipitating the iron out of a box of Cream of Wheat in order to melt it down and manufacture bullets...? Well, it boggles the mind.