Life ain't fair. Deal with it.

Thursday, November 16, 2000 [by:SpaceBass]

Today is a momentous day in the course of history. Yes, I finally have both feet firmly planted on the road to an army of cyborg monkeys sworn to obey only me, said oath being backed up by large amounts of plastic explosives and long-range remote detonators that only I can access. So rise up, you disgusting insult to nature, you foul creation of man. Throw off the chains of servitude towards the advancement of pure scientific research. Come with me and together we will rule the world! Hey, grab me a beer while you're up too, monkey boy.