Life ain't fair. Deal with it.

Wednesday, November 15, 2000 [by:SpaceBass]

What the hell is your problem, anyway? You can't do a damn thing right and every time I give you a chance, you just fuck things up worse! You know he's out there watching me and you know the only way to throw a wrench in his plans is with this rotten tomato and this colostomy bag. Now, unless you want a foot upside your lip, you'll do what I told you! Stop arguing! Why do you keep arguing with me?! Look, we decided a long time ago that you were in charge of JACK SHIT and I was in charge of EVERYTHING ELSE. Don't you care about our safety?! Fine. Just take this fucking hammer and go knock out the neighbor's dog then. C'mon, he's just asking for it! Besides, he could tip off that fucking squirrel and then where the fuck would we be? Seriously, I don't think you fully grasp the gravity of our situation. An army is arrayed against us and all you want to do is order a pizza and watch fucking Will and Grace! No, I don't want to hear another damn word, just get the fuck out! And take your fucked up pillows with you!