Wednesday, July 11, 2001 [by:Katydid]

Dad Just Taught Me How to Chainsaw

...and is having second thoughts.

[voicemail transcript]

Katydid, I just thought of something. It’s emergency first aid if you cut your leg. You put pressure on your femoral artery (if you don’t know where that is that’s where your thigh hooks into your crotch). You don’t have to take off your clothes or anything. You just put pressure and push up in towards your crotch and it will stop blood from spurting out from an artery that gets cut in your leg. Okay. That’s all. Just was worrying. Okay. Bye.