Monday May 21, 2001 [by:SpaceBass]

Max 15 Degrees is pleased to introduce the newest addition to our automotive line, the Breeder Mortis™. The Breeder Mortis™ is guaranteed to be the LAST CAR YOU WILL EVER OWN.

The amazing Breeder Mortis™ is styled reminiscent of the classic muscle car and comes stock with spoiler, alloy rims, and a thumpin' stereo. Cruise down the main drag in the Breeder Mortis™ and the hot chicks will flock to you like a flock of hot chicks running really fast in your direction. If you are a chick, the hot stud action for which you've been yearning can finally be yours when you drive up in a Breeder Mortis™. After all, it's guaranteed to be the LAST CAR YOU WILL EVER OWN.

How can we make this unparalleled claim? Is it our outstanding commitment to quality or our award-winning customer service? Of course not, these things are but the stuff of dreams to us! We absolutely guarantee the Breeder Mortis™ to be the LAST CAR YOU WILL EVER OWN because it is scientifically designed to explode into a zillion pieces as soon it exits the area in a three-mile radius around our lot! Wow!

Breeder Mortis™
THE LAST CAR YOU WILL EVER OWN!

*Financing not available. Breeder Mortis™ not intended for lesbians or gays.