Wednesday, May 2, 2001 [by:SpaceBass]

When was the last time you were at a good old-fashioned hoedown? Did you attend under your rapper alias MC Sticky Thug of the Underground?

When was the last time you got lost? When did you last get bent? Did you enjoy it? Would you do it again?

Have you ever been committed? Should you, maybe? Be honest.

Ever met a real pirate?

You pique my curiosity. You are a riddle wrapped in an enigma wrapped in another riddle then tied off with a twistie. Interesting.

For the record, I did actually post a new comic the other day. I'm not a total waste of transportation. Okay, I lied.