Monday, March 26, 2001 [by:SpaceBass]

My ass hurts. Crap, does that sound bad? What I mean to say is my ass is draggin'. No, it actually it is just sore but not for the reason you're thinking, you bastards.

Come to think of it, my eyes are acting oddly as well. However, I chalk that up to all of the electric ping-pong we've been playing recently with the defibrillator paddles. It's a great game; all you need is a net, a ball, and a gurney. Oh and the electric paddles, of course. It plays essentially like regular ping-pong except with more leather bit biting.

Speaking of leather bit biting, oh nevermind.