Life ain't fair. Deal with it.

Tuesday, November 21, 2000 [by:SpaceBass]

Flapping open a red rubber sack, shoving inside some dead letter down. Reading along with a thoughtful frown, riding around on an elephant's back. "On Goiter, on Feces!" they shouted with glee, "Follow the lights and let yourself out! But careful, there are bandersnatchi about." You'll never do well if you're following me.