Life ain't fair. Deal with it.

Wednesday, July 26, 2000 [by:SpaceBass]

We're sure there's a deep commentary to be made about the fact that a search of the 'Net reveals no hard-and-fast anti-Al Gore sites. Especially since the same search when replacing our truly fascinating vice-president's name with the current campaign frontrunner's, results in multiple hits. We could even easily liken this to the ubiquitousness of 'Primus Sucks' bumper stickers. Unfortunately, we are Amerikan and therefore too apathetic to meet this monologue muster. Instead, allow us to offer up the following for this, our obligatory page o' politic:

                             

                            Learn the truth.                                                      Vote your conscience.