Life ain't fair. Deal with it.

Sunday, April 30, 2000 [by:SpaceBass]

Did you have the Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle books when you were little?  They're all about this weird old woman who would stop kids' bad habits with a humorous mixture of magic and the psychology of brain-washing,  kind of like church.  We had all four books.  At least, I think we did.  I still have all four of 'em, but only one is marked in the front, "This book belongs to carloyn franes Stacey and Sean too."  I have no idea who this 'carloyn franes' is, but I'm pretty sure I'm Sean2, even though from an outsider's perspective there's clearly only one of me.  Since the other books are unmarked, they're probably stolen.  My favorite cure was the boy who wouldn't mow the lawn or something, but Mrs. Piggle-Wiggle convinced him it would be ever so much fun if he would just imagine the grass was rows and rows of soldiers he was 'mowing down.'  Sweeet.