Life ain't fair. Deal with it.

Monday, April 17, 2000 [by:SpaceBass]

OMG, DID YOU GET YOUR TAXES DONE?!@#@$  I can't believe how many people don't do 'em 'til the last day possible.  I mean the postal service has special drop box locations set up and they pour on tons of extra workers, kind of like around Christmas.  We, as a country, appear to be a bunch of lazy, slacker bastards.  I need to find some way to capitalize on that.  'Come, arise...er...lie back, ye slackers!  I will take up thine yoke and run yon world for ye!'  … What?

My friend Cris says he's getting sick.  Apparently it's some kind of stomach thing.  He says, "My bowels have turned to water."   I don't know what it means but click here for a picture.